Derpy Discord

Discord: Is this letter for Fluttershy?
She nodded.
D: Well, I am the Fluttershy's best friend, so you just have to give it to me and I'll hand, er, hoof it her myself.
She shook her head.
D: What? You don't trust me?
She shook it again.
D: Stupid question. Most of you don't.
She nodded.
D: Well, I suppose I can't change your mind with...
He made appear a huge basket full of muffins in his paws.
D: ... with these?
The mailmare had her mouth agap and salivating. But she shook her head again in negative.
D: What? Not even this one?
He hold one in front of her.
D: Full of... goodness?
She was biting her lower lip and  began to sweat.
D: Hmmm?
She pushed it aside and flew in the direction of Fluttershy.
D: Did she just...
She look back with a proud smile. Then hit a tree trunk and fell in the snow. Discord teleported himself to her side, offering his help.
D: You know... I could still deliver it for....
She shook her again, show him a hoof for declining and trotted to the door, stumbling and knocked to the door. The yellow pegasus answer and opened the door.
Fluttershy: Yes?
The mailmare hoof her the letter before fainting.
F: Oh my goodness! Are you alright?
She remarked the poor state she was and Discord who was staring at her.
F: Discord! Why you didn't offer her your help? Can't you see she needed some?
D: What? B-but I...
F: I'll talk to you latter. I'm going to take care of her.
D: B-but Fluttershy...I...
She help the mailmare inside and slammed the door closed.
D: *sigh* Well, I tried. Oh. Hello? What have we here?
He found the the mailmare mailbag lying on the ground.
D: I think I just found a way to "help" her.

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